The more studying you did for the exam, the less sure you are as to which answer they want.80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed and the one book you didn’t read.Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except study for that instructor’s course.The night before the mid-term examination, your biology instructor will assign 200 pages on cholera.
If you are given an open-book exam,
you will forget your book.
If you are given a take-home exam,
you will forget where you live.
Colleges are like old-age homes,
except for the fact that more people die in colleges.
A college is a place where pebbles are polished and diamonds dimmed.
Under Exam Pressure
Papers by papers I flipped,
With doubt and curiosity,
Of what might sting brain,
Killing me till the finale.
Hug me upon inner courage,
As I feel trapped in this cage,
Leaving me breathless ragged,
Yearn for fresh air to be tagged.
To err is out of path I planned,
Wrong turn I might just say,
Pursuing success is in queue,
Way too far for me to chase.
Must I not giving up on this,
Principle I shall strictly obey,
Struggle hard for topnotch,
Achieve splendid is my prior.